on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
