yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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