yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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