There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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