he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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