He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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