How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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