His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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