im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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