feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she told me i tasted like america
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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