I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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