what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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