Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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