those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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