so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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