Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i dont even know how to be here
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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