It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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