If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just invented taco cereal.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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