every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Too much gin, very little bucket
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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