i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize
