she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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