is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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