had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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