have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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