there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
there's paper in my vomit.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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