The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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