shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
