Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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