why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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