Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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