I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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