Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
