NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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