At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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