You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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