A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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