Christians are straight up FREAKS
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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