I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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