I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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