Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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