I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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