The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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