She's JV to your varsity
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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