I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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