When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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