Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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