Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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