I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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