Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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