Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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