What a fucking waste of an outfit
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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