A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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