eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
