O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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